Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Little Green Men

I understand that the polar ice cap is melting...on Mars!
I hereby nominate Algore as Ambassador Plenipotentiary of Global Warming for Life to the planet Mars on behalf of all of the people of Earth.
Enjoy the trip and your stay!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Frosty the Snowman

It was six degrees below zero with a windchill of 24 degrees below zero this morning in Colorado Springs. I propose that we bring Algore up here, strip him down to his undies, chain him to a light pole and make him chant all night, "I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming." Let's see if that keeps his hiney warm!