Barry Care

Obama Health Care:

• Scheduling handled by Amtrak
• Billing handled by the I.R.S.
• Medical Records handled by the U.S. Postal Service
• Colonoscopies handled (literally) by Barney Frank!

So bend over and grab your ankles. Here it comes!

Curbstone Philosophers

We would all be much better off if we could replace Barney Frank and Chris Dodd with Jed Clampett and Andy Taylor/Griffith. Those highly educated stupid people in Congress are destroying the country. The horse sense of Jed and Andy would right our sinking ship in no time.