Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Unsettled State of the Union

  • So Bernie Madoff is going to jail for running a ponzi scam. Will Chairman BO be his cell-mate for running a ponzi scam called Social Security? The two plans look pretty much the same. No wait, participation in Bernie's scam was voluntary!
  • Barry was against earmarks until he was in favor of them. Kerry call your office.
  • BHO is a guppy in a shark tank.