Monday, August 30, 2010

Techno Tantrum

Technology Hardware/Software Pet Peeves:

  • The ‘On/Off’ conspiracy. Everyone knows what ‘on’ and ‘off’ mean. Who the heck can remember what the silly little circle and line mean? What’s wrong with ‘on/off?’
  • Buttons with meaningless symbols on them. Triangles and exclamation marks, etc. Just write on the button what the heck it actually does!
  • Software applications with goofy names that have no meaning relative to what the application actually does. Can’t we just call things email and calendar and search instead of Lotus Notes and Outlook and Entourage and Google?
  • Error messages that don’t tell you what the error is, whether it’s even important or not and how you can fix it; or even if you need to or can. If it’s ‘Done, with errors’ what the heck am I supposed to think or do about it?
  • Help files that don’t have entries for the most common problems that keep popping up.
  • Trouble-shooting routines that never diagnose or fix the problem.
  • ‘Productivity-enhancing’ applications that are not intuitive. It’s not obvious when you open them how they work or how they’re going to help you accomplish what it is that you want to do. It takes longer to read the instructions and figure out how to make them do what you need done than just doing it the way you always have. You wind up having to adapt your work routine to the application to make it work, rather than the application adapting to your routine. Ultimately it doesn’t really do anything to ‘enhance’ your productivity. All of these types of applications should start with a welcome page that asks, ‘What can I help you do today?’
  • Applications should communicate in plain logical English sentences and phrases. Just like we all speak and write. The end-user should not have to learn computer geek-speak.
  • Cryptic key-stroke combinations and hotkeys on the keyboard to make things happen that are totally arbitrary and meaningless.
  • Applications that try to figure out what you’re trying to do and start doing things and making changes and decisions without your knowledge and permission. It may not even be what you want to do. Then you can’t figure out how to turn it all off and undo what the application has done.
  • Applications that keep changing my formatting on the fly. Sometimes I want things to stay exactly the way that I created them, even if it doesn’t look right to the application.
  • Things that don’t print the way that they look on the screen.
  • Corporate networks that are so secure you can’t get any work done.
  • So much corporate stuff loading at start-up that it takes 10 minutes to turn on your machine in the morning.
  • A 100 megabyte QuickTime/iTunes update every week.
  • Corporate software updates loading every morning when you start your computer.
  • Default settings that no one would have ever selected and it’s impossible to find how to change them or turn them off. And they keep coming back, even after you change them but then you shut down the application and they go back to the old default when you re-start.
  • Turning off a machine by pressing the ‘Start’ button!
  • Numbers, letters and characters on microscopic buttons on cell phones/blackberries that no baby boomer can read!
  • An office telephone that I have to go to a training class on just to know how to use the darn thing!
  • Corporate web-based applications that are slower to load each page than the old client-server application.
  • New and improved, that isn’t. Do designers/developers ever talk to end-users first?
  • Those canned automated voicemail greetings/menus that go on for 10 minutes before you can leave a message.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I'll Be Forever in Your Debt...

So let me see, the United States federal government is over $13 trillion in debt and racking up over a trillion dollars more each year. Now we learn that in order to try to finance this deficit spending the federal government is going to buy its own debt. Huh? Run that by me again, slowly and with clarity. Let me think, how can the federal government get money to finance its deficit spending? Well, it can raise taxes on the citizens; and it does. But there is a point of diminishing returns that we have certainly already passed. The Laffer curve is real. At high levels of taxation business growth slows, job growth slows, people defer or shelter income and returns to the federal government coffers actually start to shrink. Lower the tax rates and the opposite happens, tax receipts actually grow. This is what Reagan did in the ‘80’s. But that is a discussion for another day.
The next way that the federal government can obtain funds is to sell bonds, T-bills and the like to U.S citizens, people in other countries and governments of other countries. Sell our debt, indenture the nation to a variety of creditors, don’t worry about ever really having to pay off the principle; just keep rolling it over and over to new creditors and pay the interest out of current tax receipts or borrowed money (is there a never-ending loop here?); or via new printed money added to the current money supply. This brings us to the third source of federal revenue: the printing presses.
This is the latest development being announced in the media-- monetizing the debt. The government is the only entity which can legally print its way out of debt. But can it really?? Dumping newly printed money into the current money supply doesn’t really add any new wealth, it’s not backed by anything of substance or value (except the federal government’s promise to pay, to make good on its debt. I know; ROTFL!). All this does is look good for a brief flash in the pan, then the effects ripple out through the economy, artificially inflating the money supply which ultimately only devalues the currency to the extent it was expanded and inflates the cost of everything-- labor and goods and services to the extent of the expansion. The final outcome is runaway inflation. Can you say Weimer Republic? Wheelbarrows full of worthless paper just to buy a loaf of bread. This can happen because our currency is not backed by anything tangible and universally accepted as valuable, such as say, oh something like gold. It’s only backed by the federal government’s, ahem promise to pay. Here we go again.
What would happen if you or I tried to buy all of our debt back? Could we? Well, if we actually had the money to buy our debt back then we really wouldn’t be in debt would we? (Hint Uncle Sam) We can’t raise taxes on our neighbors to buy our debt back. In our case that would be called theft! We probably can’t just keep rolling it over to new creditors because our credibility to pay it back, our promise to pay (which is in reality our credit rating score) would plummet and no one would eventually take our credit. Sort of like the Chinese getting skittish about buying our bonds. Something about that promise to pay thingy. There has actually even been talk about lowering the federal government’s credit rating. Hmmm. Now you and I certainly can’t print money and monetize our debt, well legally anyway. So we’re stuck, we actually have to pay back our debts with real money or file for bankruptcy.
Time to start burying gold in the backyard?

Thursday, August 05, 2010

The Pledge of O-bedience (adopted 2010)

I pledge O-bedience,
To the multiple diverse flags,
Of the Dis-United 57 States of America.
And to the Republic,
Which in the final analysis did not stand.
Many nations,
Under a variety of gods,(or none at all depending upon your
personal beliefs).
Infinitely divisible,
With free health care and social justice for all
(especially illegal aliens).

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Anchors Aweigh!

The ‘anchor baby’ provision in the 14th Amendment (ratified in 1868) was meant to clarify citizenship issues for native Americans and the children of recently emancipated slaves. Granting citizenship to the babies of people here intentionally illegally and then permitting those illegal alien parents to stay in the country to raise their newborn American citizens was not part of the discussion. That concept is bizarre in the least. What national good is to be obtained? The unspoken answer today is that such policies secure potential millions of votes for the ‘compassionate’ Democrats who support such warped and illogical interpretations. There is nothing uniquely ‘American’ about sneaking across our border in the middle of the night just to deliver a baby in the hope of gaining access to our soil and benefits. That is inherently an illegal act. And no, it is not uncaring to ‘punish’ the child for the sins of the parent. The child is a citizen of the parent’s home country and can enjoy all of the duly forthcoming fruits and benefits upon its speedy return. There is no punishment, just level-headed enforcement of the rule of law and common sense. The Constitution and laws of our country are about fairness and equal treatment. They are about preserving our national sovereignty. They are not about enforcing feelings and securing votes for Democrats.

School's In Session

In reply to a local unhappy public school teacher who voted for Obama but is now upset that he is merely continuing the Bush education policies and spending I say,
Public education in this country is a shameful mess. But the problem is not improperly allocated federal resources; but rather the federal government meddling in education in the first place. Education is uniquely a state and local endeavor. The U.S. Constitution grants no positive authority or power to the federal government in the area of education. Thus, under the 10 Amendment (The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.), the feds should not be involved in education in any way, especially financially. Get rid of the Dept. of Education and all federal money and meddling in education and let those resources stay in the states and local communities to begin with. Then work with local school boards to fix the problems.