The Pledge of O-bedience (adopted 2010)

I pledge O-bedience,
To the multiple diverse flags,
Of the Dis-United 57 States of America.
And to the Republic,
Which in the final analysis did not stand.
Many nations,
Under a variety of gods,(or none at all depending upon your
personal beliefs).
Infinitely divisible,
With free health care and social justice for all
(especially illegal aliens).