Thursday, May 22, 2008

Subsidize This!

Could someone please direct me to the specific section of the U.S. Constitution that authorizes and empowers the U.S. Federal Government to take money from me and give it to farmers? I am deadly serious about this. These constitutional authority questions are leading to an ultimate confrontation with the Federal Government. If we can subsidize farmers we can subsidize anyone. Why not subsidize police officers, teachers, grocery clerks? Why not susidize me? May God have mercy upon us all.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Welcome DNC!

Just read the article on your catering requirements for your convention. Hey, this is Colorado. We grill beef and bison, fry potatoes and drink Coors. We drive SUV's and would never eat anything BLUE! We carry concealed to scare off the bad guys and don't go in for homosexual marriage. The thermostats will be set on 72 and we don't much care what the rest of the world thinks. You are our 'guests' here so behave, watch your step, be grateful for whatever you get and clean up after yourselves. Boy Scouts always leave the camp-site cleaner than they found it. Abide what you say and use good manners. Remember we have Bibles and guns. Enjoy your stay in beautiful Colorado!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Hey That's Rad, Man!

A radical may be someone who is right, but 50 years too soon.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Staying Alive

Oh how I long for the days when we are less concerned with whether or not the rest of the world likes us and more concerned with whether or not they fear us. Those countries that have no reason to fear us will come to respect us for our strength in standing up to tyranny and injustice. From that grows a friendship much more substantive than one based merely upon what we give them. Peace through strength. Trust, but verify (keep your powder dry). Speak softly and carry a big stick. Slogans to live by. The key word being 'live.'

Oil, Oil Everywhere and Not a Drop to Refine

Tired of the price of gasoline? Write your Congressman and tell him you want this immediately:
  1. Begin drilling in ANWR, off the East and West coasts, in the Gulf of Mexico and anywhere else around the country there is oil or oil-shale.
  2. Start building refineries.
  3. Begin extracting payments from Afghanistan, Iraq and Kuwait in oil for the cost of us pulling their chestnuts out of the fire.
  4. Demand that Mexico send us one barrel of oil every day/week/month (you pick) for every illegal Mexican alien in the United States (about 20 million). This will help defray the costs foisted on the American people to take care of these illegals. If Mexico refuses send in the 82nd Airborne and take it.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Think About It

  • Why is there so much misery and poverty in fertile, resource-laden countries around the world?
  1. Bad Government Ideas
  2. Bad Economic Ideas
  3. Bad Religious Ideas
  • The only reason that one person or people-group can be angry with another person or people-group is if they will do not what you want them to do, won't stop doing something you want them to stop doing, won't think/believe what you want them to think/believe or won't stop thinking/believing something you want them to stop thinking/believing.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Playing Chicken With Oil

For the past couple of decades the Democrats have opposed new drilling for oil in ANWR and various off-shore sites around the country, as well as building new refineries. We are now more dependent upon foreign oil and tinpot dictators than ever before and are seeing skyrocketing gasoline prices. It would seem that THE DEMOCRATS' CHICKENS...ARE COMING HOME...TO ROOST!