Oil, Oil Everywhere and Not a Drop to Refine

Tired of the price of gasoline? Write your Congressman and tell him you want this immediately:

1. Begin drilling in ANWR, off the East and West coasts, in the Gulf of Mexico and anywhere else around the country there is oil or oil-shale.
2. Start building refineries.
3. Begin extracting payments from Afghanistan, Iraq and Kuwait in oil for the cost of us pulling their chestnuts out of the fire.
4. Demand that Mexico send us one barrel of oil every day/week/month (you pick) for every illegal Mexican alien in the United States (about 20 million). This will help defray the costs foisted on the American people to take care of these illegals. If Mexico refuses send in the 82nd Airborne and take it.