Showing posts with label thermostats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thermostats. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Welcome DNC!

Just read the article on your catering requirements for your convention. Hey, this is Colorado. We grill beef and bison, fry potatoes and drink Coors. We drive SUV's and would never eat anything BLUE! We carry concealed to scare off the bad guys and don't go in for homosexual marriage. The thermostats will be set on 72 and we don't much care what the rest of the world thinks. You are our 'guests' here so behave, watch your step, be grateful for whatever you get and clean up after yourselves. Boy Scouts always leave the camp-site cleaner than they found it. Abide what you say and use good manners. Remember we have Bibles and guns. Enjoy your stay in beautiful Colorado!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Lights

Mercury light bulbs. Government remote-controlled thermostats. When are the good, hard-working people of California going to tell the Hollywood nut crowd to jump in the ocean and swim? Pretty soon, I think. Speaking of Hollywood, has anyone really missed the writers? I don't think so. The world is still revolving on its axis. No one is really missing those pitiful shows.