Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Welcome DNC!

Just read the article on your catering requirements for your convention. Hey, this is Colorado. We grill beef and bison, fry potatoes and drink Coors. We drive SUV's and would never eat anything BLUE! We carry concealed to scare off the bad guys and don't go in for homosexual marriage. The thermostats will be set on 72 and we don't much care what the rest of the world thinks. You are our 'guests' here so behave, watch your step, be grateful for whatever you get and clean up after yourselves. Boy Scouts always leave the camp-site cleaner than they found it. Abide what you say and use good manners. Remember we have Bibles and guns. Enjoy your stay in beautiful Colorado!

Saturday, March 01, 2008

The Meaning of Life

Someone recently remarked to me that they're not crazy about people because there are so many crazy people. The older I get the less patience I have for foolishness. And it seems that foolishness is always increasing. Unfortunately it also seems that there is really little that we can do to stop foolishness from increasing. Outside of one's religious faith, life really comes down to great food, great wine, great company, great music, great art, great literature and beautiful sunsets.