Friday, June 29, 2012
Stand by Me
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Hey Paul, Does Obama REALLY Know What a Library Is?
Paper Chase
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Klaatu barada nikto
Monday, January 11, 2010
Nuggets
- So the buck stops with Barry...and so does the change...and anything else he can squeeze out of you.
- Watching this administration is like looking at a Salvador Dali painting. Everything looks sort of familiar but it's all distorted and bent out of shape.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Oh It's Nothing, It's Just the Phone
Monday, September 21, 2009
Obama Considers Newspaper Bailouts
Friday, September 04, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Bye Bye Miss American Pie
New Presidential Theme Song
THE SIDESTEP
From : "The Best Little Whorehouse In
Fellow Americans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Americans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I'm a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now, Miss Nancy, I don't know her, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I've no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
And now, Miss Nancy, she's a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close her down.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Just How Blind is Justice, Really?
Monday, April 20, 2009
Obama's Cabinet: There is No There There...yet
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
The Unsettled State of the Union
- So Bernie Madoff is going to jail for running a ponzi scam. Will Chairman BO be his cell-mate for running a ponzi scam called Social Security? The two plans look pretty much the same. No wait, participation in Bernie's scam was voluntary!
- Barry was against earmarks until he was in favor of them. Kerry call your office.
- BHO is a guppy in a shark tank.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Look Boss; da plane, da plane!
Can anyone spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Here Come da Prez!
Then I heard Reverend Joseph Lowery talking about mellow yellow people and the white people needing to embrace what is right. So this is what they mean by post-racial?? Statements like that will certainly go far in promoting unity and love amongst the Kum-ba-Yah crowd. I can just see those rednecks in the South that Tom Brokaw dissed beating their shotguns into Obama commemorative candlestick holders.
And how about that poet laureate, Elizabeth Alexander? I listened to that offering of hers several times and still have no idea what she was trying to say. It sounded like the random writings of a febrile five year-old. Why must we be submitted to this poetry thingy every four years? It does not make the new president seem erudite and sophisticated, but rather buffoonish. Maya Angelou was enough already.
It seems altogether much ado about nothing. An inauspicious start for an unknown entity now masquerading as the leader of the free world. The first pop-culture president. “We don’t know what he stands for or plans to do, but ain’t he cool?”
And then there are the pictures of the National Mall knee-deep in the trash of the clean-up-the-planet crowd. Hmmm, I guess this is one of the jobs that Americans simply won’t do. Gotta have amnesty.
Oh well, when the collective national hangover clears and the fog lifts perhaps Americans will realize that they don’t really want to dance with the one that brung them.
Set your sights on 2010!

