If General Patton Lead the Conservative Movement

Now, I want you to remember that no candidate ever won an election by dying for his party. He won it by making the other poor dumb candidate die for his party.

Folks, all this stuff you've heard about Conservatives not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the media, is a lot of horse dung. Conservatives, traditionally, love to fight. All real Conservatives love the sting of debate.

When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Conservatives love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Conservatives play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a candidate who lost and laughed. That's why Conservatives have never lost and will never lose a debate. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Conservatives.

Now, a movement is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious journalists who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real elections than they do about fornicating.

Now, we have the finest ideas and philosophy, the best spirit, and the best people in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor Liberals we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to beat the Liberals. We're going to cut out their ideological guts and use them to grease the commentary of our think-tanks. We're going to outnumber those lousy Libtards by the bushel.

Now, some of you folks, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Liberals are the enemy. Wade into them. Spoil their ballots. Shoot them down on the telly. When you put your hand into a bunch of poo that a moment before was your best friend's business, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Libs do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the Liberals. We're going to hold onto them by the nose, and we're gonna kick them in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of them all the time, and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose!

Now, there's one thing that you folks will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great 2012 Presidential Election?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I voted for a RINO Republican."

Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel.

 Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful folks into elections anytime, anywhere.

That's all.