I Win, I Win!

Yesterday, I was poised to lay off one of my employees and just at the moment Chairman BO's pen touched the porkulus bill paper, I felt a tingle go up my leg and changed my mind. With the thought of all of that money now flowing I decided not to lay off that employee, and thus it became the very first of the 8500 saved jobs in the state of Colorado as a result of this bill. Do I get a prize?