How Do You Solve A Problem Like Obama?
(The Sound of Music)
He hugs a tree and scrapes his knee
His lip has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to lunch
And whistles on the stair
And behind his devilish dimple
He puts his nose up in the air
I even heard him singing to the prompter
He never shows for chapel
Though his pastor’s full of zeal
He's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Obama's not an asset to the countryHis lip has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to lunch
And whistles on the stair
And behind his devilish dimple
He puts his nose up in the air
I even heard him singing to the prompter
He never shows for chapel
Though his pastor’s full of zeal
He's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
I'd like to say a word about his job
Obama makes me sob
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a clod and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold this moonbat in your hand?
When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a ding-dong! He's a demon! He's a ham!
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is goofy! He is wild!
He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a headache! He's a gremlin!
He's a scam!
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a clod and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold this moonbat in your hand?
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a ding-dong! He's a demon! He's a ham!
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is goofy! He is wild!
He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a headache! He's a gremlin!
He's a scam!
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a clod and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold this moonbat in your hand?
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