Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Obama Assault on Religion
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Obama?
His lip has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to lunch
And whistles on the stair
And behind his devilish dimple
He puts his nose up in the air
I even heard him singing to the prompter
He never shows for chapel
Though his pastor’s full of zeal
He's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
I'd like to say a word about his job
Obama makes me sob
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a clod and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold this moonbat in your hand?
When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a ding-dong! He's a demon! He's a ham!
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is goofy! He is wild!
He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a headache! He's a gremlin!
He's a scam!
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a clod and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold this moonbat in your hand?
Monday, September 27, 2010
*WARNING-TRUTH AHEAD*
If you proceed you have been warned.
We are told repeatedly by the lame stream media that Barack Obama is certainly the smartest President in the history of our republic. We are told that he is the most ardent communicator ever.
Well, I think I smell a rat.
If this imposter is so smart why has he not permitted his undoubtedly stellar school transcripts to be released? Modesty? Please! If this guy's grades were really all that outstanding they would have run off several million copies and would be throwing them out of airplanes by now.
First black president of the Harvard Law Review. How convenient.
Great orator? Without his precious teleprompter he can't string together a simple grammatically correct English sentence. That monotone sing-song delivery puts me to sleep within two minutes. And who told him that your inflection is supposed to go up at the end of every sentence? Good grief! Ronald Reagan has nothing to fear.
Genius? Just listen to him answer off-prompter questions which were not submitted for review in advance. Pathetic. He becomes totally incoherent.
I get the sense that he really has no interest in actually governing. He has no knowledge or interest in foreign policy or affairs.
Now the tough part.
I firmly believe that he is our first affirmative action President. Someone who was intentionally slid through the system with less than mediocre credentials just for this moment in time. No wonder the liberals and progressives are cheering him. This is what they have pushing on us for the last 50 years. Finally success! Affirmative action taken to the pentultimate culmination!
And for what purpose?
Now it gets really dicey here.
I think that Obama was put (yes, put) into the Presidency under these circumstances to coerce, and perhaps shame the country into agreeing to de facto reparations for slavery by a variety of income redistribution schemes including the tax code, various entitlement programs, ridiculous stimulus spending, health care reform and cap and trade, to name a few. And that's it. He really has no other purpose and has no other interests. If it takes one term, fine. It might take two. He really has no say it and frankly couldn't care less. He and Michelle are just along for the ride and the bennies. What a scam!
Well, the country is waking up to this farce of an administration and are about to pull the rug out! The jig is up!
Mr. Obama, what does your teleprompter have to say about that?
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
God Plugged the Hole
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Three Stooges
Barry, Harry & Nancy; our three stooges are determined to remake America in the form of a big version of Cuba. At least Fidel admits that he is a communist. We are becoming a nation of lazy, whining, selfish slobs.
“I want free federal health care and I want my neighbor to pay for it.”
“I want a federal retirement program and I want my neighbor to pay for it.”
“I want a federal housing subsidy and I want my neighbor to pay for it.”
“I want federal food stamps and I want my neighbor to pay for them.”
“I want the federal government to take care of my kids and I want my neighbor to pay for it (in addition to their kids).”
“I want subsidized transportation and I want my neighbor to pay for it.”
“I want the federal government to tell my boss to pay me more.”
And on, and on, and on. Sounds like three year-olds. If they were my kids I would spank them. That’s right spank.
How did we get to this place? Is this why the Pilgrims came across a deadly sea on a tiny ship? To get food stamps and Social Security? Silly me, I thought they came for freedom and individual opportunity.
Bill Buckley was right when he lamented that when the middle class realizes that it can vote itself subsidies from the public treasury, we are then doomed.
The Constitution is in shreds and the concept of a nation of laws not of men has been jettisoned. We have an MTV/American Idol buffoon for a president all dressed up like Santa Claus. The problem is that he is really just a Chicago street thug taking goodies out of your sack to give to his adoring followers. In the good old days we recognized that for what it really is; theft. And we knew how to deal with it; prison.
So the three stooges do their comedy routines in front of the cameras to distract Americans while the country burns to the ground. I can’t quite decide if we are watching Rome burn while Barry piddles or if this is 1789 France. Let’s just pray that we all come to our senses before heads roll.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Constitution According to Obama
1787
We, The Thirteen States of The Original Colonies of The New World in America;
Hereby establish this Constitution creating a federal government of the United States of America.
It can do whatever it damn well pleases.
Signed:
Delaware
Pennsylvania
New Jersey
Georgia
Connecticut
Massachusetts
Maryland
South Carolina
New Hampshire
Virginia
New York
North Carolina
Rhode Island
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Just in Time for Christmas!
Friday, October 09, 2009
So Long America, Hello AmeriKa
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Not Cap-and-Trade, but Tar-and-Feather!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Marching to Pretoria
Good Morning
- No Cap-and-Trade or Carbon Emissions Tax Legislation! Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant. Man-made global warming/climate change is a myth and a hoax perpetrated by that over-weight, over-the-hill mooch Algore. This legislation is another fascist attempt by the Chicago Obama Mob Syndicate to destroy capitalism and take over the economy. Don’t let yourself be duped into being one of their useless idiots!
- No Iranian diplomats at the White House for hot dogs (pork?) on July Fourth! This Kenyan is a moron! Don’t Tread on Me!
- BarryCare is a monster! Doctors will not participate in this charade. Hardly any will take Medicare now. If you try to force them they will quit medicine and go make wine, which is what most would rather do now anyway.
- So the messiah doesn’t smoke cigarettes in front of his kids. It’s what he smokes behind closed doors that worries me. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
OK, now you have your marching orders for today.
Now get out there and kick some liberal butt!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Barry in Wonderland
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
ABC News=Always Been Communist
Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET
On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!
Highlights on the agenda:
ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.
The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.
MORE
Late Monday night, Republican National Committee Chief of Staff Ken McKay fired off a complaint to the head of ABCNEWS:
Dear Mr. Westin:
As the national debate on health care reform intensifies, I am deeply concerned and disappointed with ABC's astonishing decision to exclude opposing voices on this critical issue on June 24, 2009. Next Wednesday, ABC News will air a primetime health care reform “town hall” at the White House with President Barack Obama. In addition, according to an ABC News report, GOOD MORNING AMERICA, WORLD NEWS, NIGHTLINE and ABC’s web news “will all feature special programming on the president’s health care agenda.” This does not include the promotion, over the next 9 days, the president’s health care agenda will receive on ABC News programming.
Today, the Republican National Committee requested an opportunity to add our Party's views to those of the President's to ensure that all sides of the health care reform debate are presented. Our request was rejected. I believe that the President should have the ability to speak directly to the America people. However, I find it outrageous that ABC would prohibit our Party's opposing thoughts and ideas from this national debate, which affects millions of ABC viewers.
In the absence of opposition, I am concerned this event will become a glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda. If that is the case, this primetime infomercial should be paid for out of the DNC coffers. President Obama does not hold a monopoly on health care reform ideas or on free airtime. The President has stated time and time again that he wants a bipartisan debate. Therefore, the Republican Party should be included in this primetime event, or the DNC should pay for your airtime.
Respectfully,
Ken McKay
Republican National Committee
Chief of Staff
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Smoker-in-Chief

Now that the Congress has given the F.D.A. authority to regulate tobacco, is the Smoker-in-Chief going to quit??? Hmmmm, maybe this is why he wants nationalized health care so much.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Barry Care
- Scheduling handled by Amtrak
- Billing handled by the I.R.S.
- Medical Records handled by the U.S. Postal Service
- Colonoscopies handled (literally) by Barney Frank!
So bend over and grab your ankles. Here it comes!
Friday, June 05, 2009
Russia Redux
or will take any federal 'bailout' money.
Weren't the Czars/Tsars of old Russia the bad guys???









