Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Marching to Pretoria

June 24, 2009, Wednesday

Good Morning America!

  • No Cap-and-Trade or Carbon Emissions Tax Legislation! Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant. Man-made global warming/climate change is a myth and a hoax perpetrated by that over-weight, over-the-hill mooch Algore. This legislation is another fascist attempt by the Chicago Obama Mob Syndicate to destroy capitalism and take over the economy. Don’t let yourself be duped into being one of their useless idiots!
  • No Iranian diplomats at the White House for hot dogs (pork?) on July Fourth! This Kenyan is a moron! Don’t Tread on Me!
  • BarryCare is a monster! Doctors will not participate in this charade. Hardly any will take Medicare now. If you try to force them they will quit medicine and go make wine, which is what most would rather do now anyway.
  • So the messiah doesn’t smoke cigarettes in front of his kids. It’s what he smokes behind closed doors that worries me. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

OK, now you have your marching orders for today.

Now get out there and kick some liberal butt!