Unhinged

I have come to the sad realization that I must foreswear any and all fealty, support, trust, faith, allegiance, respect and recognition of the current United States Presidential Administration and United States Congress, both the House of Representatives and the Senate and the Federal Court System; in short the current alleged United States Federal Government. This decision has not come quickly or without careful consideration. For many years I have firmly believed that the majority of legislation, spending and federal programs have been and remain unconstitutional and illegal under the strict limitations and enumerated powers of the United States Constitution. Repeated elections of new Congresses and Presidential administrations have not remedied the situation and the federal courts have been wholly unwilling to correctly interpret and enforce the supreme laws of the land upon a recalcitrant federal behemoth. What recourse do loyal and patriotic true Americans have? To submit to and recognize such a renegade government merely provides a guise of false legitimacy. I cannot in good conscience be a party to such activity. The election of this current President and Congress has drastically accelerated the dissolution of any illusion of a grounding of the federal government upon the foundation of the Constitution. As witness the move to nationalize private banks, nationalize the automobile manufacturing industry, nationalize the private health care system, nationalize the mortgage industry, nationalize retirement savings accounts in Social Security, abridge First Amendment rights in considering reinstating the so-called Fairness Doctrine, promoting and enabling abortion thus denying constitutional rights to unborn U.S. citizens, attempting to restrict the free exercise of religion in public schools, government institutions and public forums, attempting to restrict Second Amendment gun rights, refusing to defend our borders and sovereignty, refusing to enforce legitimate federal immigration laws and generally usurping the States and People of their retained rights by passing laws, spending money and establishing federal programs for which there is no specific enumerated federal authority or power. Quite simply, the current federal government is illegal and unconstitutional. Not to mention fiscally and morally bankrupt. No doubt, the people who fought to obtain our freedom and established this nation would be horrified to see how subsequent generations of public servants have perverted and bastardized their gift. How shameful and disgraceful. I just pray that we come to our senses and correct the course of our foundering ship of state before we pass the point of no return. Until then, I hold the current federal government in contempt and shall work to reinstate the United States Constitution and a legitimate federal government.

I Win, I Win!

Yesterday, I was poised to lay off one of my employees and just at the moment Chairman BO's pen touched the porkulus bill paper, I felt a tingle go up my leg and changed my mind. With the thought of all of that money now flowing I decided not to lay off that employee, and thus it became the very first of the 8500 saved jobs in the state of Colorado as a result of this bill. Do I get a prize?

Look Boss; da plane, da plane!

So in an era when it is fashionable to deride private business execs for using corporate jets and taking luxury retreats, we are going to load up a Boeing-747 (Air Force One) and fly it one hundred miles from D.C. to Williamsburg, Virginia for a luxury spa retreat weekend with the whole Dem political gang (who have to merely ride a chartered Amtrak with helicopter security overhead). In addition, we have to fly the presidential limo down there and bring in Marine helicopters, not to mention the enormous Secret Service security apparatus. All of this for a political retreat with $75 seaweed wraps to talk about the plan to take over the country and impose martial law. Why couldn't the prez of the little people ride for two hours in his limo down there? Are they afraid something might happen along the highways in Virginia? If he really has a hankering to fly the Platinum-Plated Skies he could buzz Kentucky and see the real suffering of the real people in this horrible ice storm (Algore, call your office).
Can anyone spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y?