Sweet Revenge

*WARNING*

There is a killer on the loose. Stalking your children. At school, at the mall, in city parks. Even in your own homes. Something so sinister that the President himself is campaigning to eradicate it. A white powder more addicting and dangerous than heroin, cocaine, PCP or ecstasy. Your children may very well be buying and using this without your knowledge. It must be stopped before any more lives are ruined. Please join me and the President in a nationwide effort to stamp out…sugar. That’s right, sugar. Little did you know that this seemingly harmless substance is the most lethal chemical on the face of the planet. And yet, you probably have some right now in your cupboards. Not even under lock and key. Have you had the ‘sugar talk’ yet with your kids? Have you told them to refuse to take sodas or candy from friends? To report suspicious sugar activity to teachers? We must not go another day without taking drastic measures to protect ourselves and our children from this silent menace. Just say no to sugar. A tooth is a terrible thing to waste.