Swing Vote

Has a Republican ever GAINED any votes in a recount? I can't think of any.

Cap & Trade

Little known requirement in the Cap & Trade bill to control CO2 emissions

President Urkel

New Union Label

"Made with pride in America (a wholly owned subsidiary of China, Inc.)"

Run Out on a Rail

The Crap-&-Tax bill passed the House by 7 votes. Eight Republicans (barely in name only) voted FOR the bill, thus giving SanFranGranNan her victory. The Democrat party would never stand for such nonsense. These eight Benedict Arnold's should be run out of the Republican party for good right now! Here are their names:

Bono-Mack

Castle

Kirk

Lance

Reichert

LoBiondo

McHugh

Smith (NJ)

Goodbye and good riddance!

Not Cap-and-Trade, but Tar-and-Feather!

I swear, if this Cap & Trade bill passes the Senate that will be nothing short of a declaration of war against the American people by the federal government. This federal government is totally disconnected from the Constitution, from the American people and from reality. It is truly becoming absolutely illegitimate. This Kenyan fascist dictator from the Chicago Mob Syndicate is running our country like a third-world African fiefdom. We can't wait for 2010 or 2012, we must throw the bums out NOW! Viva la Tea Parties!

Marching to Pretoria

June 24, 2009, Wednesday

Good Morning America!

• No Cap-and-Trade or Carbon Emissions Tax Legislation! Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant. Man-made global warming/climate change is a myth and a hoax perpetrated by that over-weight, over-the-hill mooch Algore. This legislation is another fascist attempt by the Chicago Obama Mob Syndicate to destroy capitalism and take over the economy. Don’t let yourself be duped into being one of their useless idiots!
• No Iranian diplomats at the White House for hot dogs (pork?) on July Fourth! This Kenyan is a moron! Don’t Tread on Me!
• BarryCare is a monster! Doctors will not participate in this charade. Hardly any will take Medicare now. If you try to force them they will quit medicine and go make wine, which is what most would rather do now anyway.
• So the messiah doesn’t smoke cigarettes in front of his kids. It’s what he smokes behind closed doors that worries me. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

OK, now you have your marching orders for today.

Now get out there and kick some liberal butt!

Barry in Wonderland

Eureka! I have figured it out. Barry has no respect for the U.S. Constitution because it was written prior to 1865 and by all white men to boot. In his perverted, twisted fantasy world it simply does not apply to him.

Just How Blind is Justice, Really?

Last week President Barack Obama, acting through his Special Counsel coerced the removal of Inspector General Gerald Walpin (whether through direct firing or threat and intimidation of such resulting in his forced resignation; the same in the eyes of the law) in direct violation of federal law (which Senator Obama co-sponsored) which requires 30-day notice be given to Congress explicitly outlining the reasons for termination of an Inspector General.

Since the President has violated federal law the question before the country is whether impeachment articles have been introduced into the House? Are we a nation of laws or men? Does the Constitution rule or does anarchy (whose name is Oabma)?

Members of Congress, the eyes of the nation are upon you, we are waiting...

ABC News=Always Been Communist

ABC TURNS PROGRAMMING OVER TO OBAMA; NEWS TO BE ANCHORED FROM INSIDE WHITE HOUSE
Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET

On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!

Highlights on the agenda:

ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.

The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.

MORE

Late Monday night, Republican National Committee Chief of Staff Ken McKay fired off a complaint to the head of ABCNEWS:

Dear Mr. Westin:

As the national debate on health care reform intensifies, I am deeply concerned and disappointed with ABC's astonishing decision to exclude opposing voices on this critical issue on June 24, 2009. Next Wednesday, ABC News will air a primetime health care reform “town hall” at the White House with President Barack Obama. In addition, according to an ABC News report, GOOD MORNING AMERICA, WORLD NEWS, NIGHTLINE and ABC’s web news “will all feature special programming on the president’s health care agenda.” This does not include the promotion, over the next 9 days, the president’s health care agenda will receive on ABC News programming.

Today, the Republican National Committee requested an opportunity to add our Party's views to those of the President's to ensure that all sides of the health care reform debate are presented. Our request was rejected. I believe that the President should have the ability to speak directly to the America people. However, I find it outrageous that ABC would prohibit our Party's opposing thoughts and ideas from this national debate, which affects millions of ABC viewers.

In the absence of opposition, I am concerned this event will become a glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda. If that is the case, this primetime infomercial should be paid for out of the DNC coffers. President Obama does not hold a monopoly on health care reform ideas or on free airtime. The President has stated time and time again that he wants a bipartisan debate. Therefore, the Republican Party should be included in this primetime event, or the DNC should pay for your airtime.

Respectfully,
Ken McKay
Republican National Committee
Chief of Staff

Mano a Mano

Eric Cantor, R-VA has compared Obama to Putin. What an insult to Putin. Wonder how he will respond?

Smoker-in-Chief

Now that the Congress has given the F.D.A. authority to regulate tobacco, is the Smoker-in-Chief going to quit??? Hmmmm, maybe this is why he wants nationalized health care so much.

Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers!

And to think David Letterman said that Sarah Palin has that slutty flight attendant look.

Barry Care

Obama Health Care:

• Scheduling handled by Amtrak
• Billing handled by the I.R.S.
• Medical Records handled by the U.S. Postal Service
• Colonoscopies handled (literally) by Barney Frank!

So bend over and grab your ankles. Here it comes!

New Sheriff in Town

Now that the Obama administration has officially jettisoned the rule of law in the United States (by virtue of arbitrarily voiding the valid contracts of Chrysler investors) I reserve the new right to ignore any federal law I choose with total impunity. Praise the Lord! Thank you Barry. We can also now quit teaching the U.S. Constitution to our children since it is null and void. Ah, what freedom!

Random Rants

• About 400 students at Pace High School in Santa Rosa County, Florida painted crosses on their mortar boards and stood and recited the Lord's Prayer (along with numerous parents in the audience) recently in defiance of the A.C.L.U.'s lawsuit against the school and threats to silence students from exercising their First Amendment free exercise rights. Out of the mouths of babes.
• The state supreme court in South Carolina just told Republican Governor Mark Sanford that he must accept about $700 million in federal stimulus bailout money that he had until now refused; not wanting the federal strings that are attached. He should tell the court to go pound sand. They were not elected governor.
• Great Britain, Sweden, Germany and France among other E.U. states have just lurched solidly to the right in their recent elections. The collectivist, neo-fascist system is obviously not working. Obama check your blackberry.
• Governor Schwarzengger in California is toying with a state flat income tax and talk is swirling about getting out of the welfare business altogether. Will that mean that millions of illegal aliens in California will go back to Mexico, or just move north to Oregon and Washington?

Russia Redux

Obama is now looking to appoint a "Compensation Czar" for companies who (foolishly) took
or will take any federal 'bailout' money.
Weren't the Czars/Tsars of old Russia the bad guys???

Conversion Connundrum

Was it really wise for Barry to go on about his father's and familie's Islamic roots since in many Arab countries to leave Islam, the religion on one's father and convert to Chritianity is still grounds for execution? He has labelled himself in the eyes of Muslims, an infidel to their faith.

New Car Meets C.A.F.E. Standards

We have obtained super-secret testtrack photo of newly developed Algore approved G.M. (Government Motors) Obama-mobile to be released this fall as part of the new G.M. lineup!

Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain

A doctor struck up a conversation with a hard-working 75 year old rancher while suturing a mean cut on the old man's leathery hand. Eventually the topic got around to politics and the President.The old rancher said, "Well, you know, Obama is a 'post turtle.’”Unfamiliar with the term, the doctor asked him what he meant.The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued: "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of moron put him up there to begin with."

Are you starting to get that funny feeling in the pit of your gut that something is just not right about this administration? Is there some nagging thought in the back of your head that things just don’t add up for some reason? Do you feel like there’s just no ‘there’ there?
Well think on these things:

• He simply will not release his actual birth certificate and put these rumors of his birth in Kenya to bed once and for all. Why not?
• He was mentored by the ideas and likes of radicals and domestic terrorists Sol Alinsky, Bernadine Dohrn and William Ayers.
• He spent twenty years in a church lead by extremist Jeremiah Wright who espouses and preaches radical Black liberation theology, hatred of whites and America and is closely linked with Louis Farrakhan, far-radical leader of the anti-Semitic Nation of Islam. Jeremiah Wright married Barack and Michelle and baptized their children.
• He worked as a community organizer (read community agitator) in Chicago. During that time and since he has worked very closely with A.C.O.R.N., a large criminal organization which operates under hundred of aliases and has garnered a lion’s share of Obama’s bail-out money. They engage in criminal voter fraud and intimidation and Obama then has the charges mysteriously dropped. And this bunch is playing a pivotal role in Obama’s take-over of the 2010 census.
• After law school he worked as a civil rights attorney in Chicago.
• He taught constitutional law (but apparently learned nothing about it) at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992-2004.
• Served three terms in the Illinois Senate from 1998-2004.
• During that time had an unsuccessful bid for Congress in 2000.
• Elected to the U.S. Senate from Illinois in 2004, sworn in January, 2005.
  After only 25 months in the U.S. Senate, he announced his run for the Democrat Presidential nomination in February, 2007. He is inexperienced in anything approaching an executive office (in public service or private business), lacks any foreign policy experience, is virtually unknown, untested and certainly not vetted.
• His campaign funding comes from very wealthy under-the-radar donors and many foreign sources.
• Coming from nowhere, he beat out Hillary Clinton, heiress-apparent for the nomination.
• Just after he secured the nomination the bottom suddenly fell out of the mortgage banking industry, dragging other financial industries, markets and institutions down with it.
• As a result of the collapse of the financial industries, just after taking office Obama begins spending trillions of dollars (which don’t even actually exist) to ‘bail out’ these companies that are ‘too big to fail.’ To this day there is no accounting for where and to whom the money went. No one seems to know. (wink, wink). Can anyone, or everyone say George Soros and his buddies?
• He then set about nationalizing private businesses, a la Nazi Germany and handing big chunks over to, guess who? The United Auto Workers’ Union, one of his big contributors during the campaign.
• He is pushing radical climate change policies destined to destroy American industries and jobs as a payback to his rich, radical left-wing environmental Nazi supporters.
• He has set his sights on nationalizing healthcare by which he can then control virtually ever private business in the country.
• He cannot speak or even go potty without a teleprompter. When he speaks it is a robotic, sing-song speech pattern with very little emotion or passion and improperly placed inflection at the end of sentences. He speaks in short, clipped phrases with a very monotone voice. It’s almost as if he is not really doing the speaking. When he must answer questions off-the-cuff he fumbles and bumbles almost always requiring clarification hours later by his minions. It makes one wonder who is writing the speeches and pulling the puppet strings behind the scenes.
• He nominates a racist, anti-constitutionalist light-weight federal appeals court judge to replace the retiring David Souter on the Supreme Court. She has been reversed 60% of the time on appeal. Her only recommending quality is that she, like Obama, sees the court as a place that policy and law can be made, not just applied to cases before it.
• He appoints a man as Attorney General who is hell-bent on disarming the public. What do they fear?

There is obviously a very well thought out agenda in play here. One that Barack Obama did not contrive. It is being funded and promoted by some very wealthy and powerful people behind the scenes who hate America. Barack Obama is merely the stool-pigeon that they picked to be their Manchurian candidate.

King for a Day, Week, Month, Year...

I am left with no choice but to sever my allegiance to the “Obama Administration’s AmeriKa” and declare myself an American citizen in exile. This fascist gang of street thugs constitutes an illegal federal government under the terms of the United States Constitution of 1787. Barack Hussein Obama is little more than a mindless puppet of dark forces such as George Soros and others behind the scenes pulling his strings. He refuses to release his birth certificate proving that he has something sinister to hide; that he is really not a natural-born U.S. citizen and thus as President merely an imposter. The stench of this administration is the stench of millions of rotting unborn babies’ corpses and wafts straight to the White House and from there to heaven. The unholy alliance between this administration and the private industries and private businesses that he has nationalized is a violation of our Constitution, laws and heritage. My ancestors did not fight to break the yoke of King George only to take on the yoke King Barry. His attempt to socialize health care, redistribute private citizens’ wealth and drive us over the cliff of insolvency is intolerable. He has surrendered to the forces of evil in the War on Terror and will not stop the invasion of our sovereign soil by way of illegal immigration. And the final straw is nominating a racist, anti-constitutional bigot and mental lightweight for the United States Supreme Court.
I must oppose and fight this heinous, hideous administration with every breath and every fiber of my being until our Constitution and country are reestablished.
Please be advised, do not send me a census form next year by mail or send a census-taker to my door. I cannot legally comply.
My friends and relatives in my native Texas are buying barbed wire.